“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”
#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)
You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”
Read this. Just…read it.
When Cracked nails something, they use a damn big hammer.
Wha-BAM. On point all the way.
(Except for the part about PacRim. Not even in the same weight class.)
GUESS WHO JUST MADE HOLY WATER AND PUT IT IN A SPRAY BOTTLE
YO BITCHES PEPPER SPRAY IS SO LAST YEAR
But dude, what would happen if you were like going to pepper spray someone but you used holy water instead, and the reaction was the same?
that gif makes the whole post
#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.